The BacHELOR: WINNERS

 Well, Wine Down Bachelor Nation, we made it through 11 weeks together, and that’s a wrap!
 
Looking back, it was pretty obvious Nick was always going to choose Vanessa; he made that clear back in episode 2 when he couldn’t stop making out with her while she was throwing up.
 
Was this a successful season of The Bachelor? We suppose that depends on how you define success. Did it result in two people finding true love and the key to a lifetime of marital bliss? Meh. But did it bring us a dolphin-shark, a platinum vagine, and the first black Bachelorette? Yes, yes it did.
 
Speaking of the Bachelorette, mark your calendars: Rachel will be back in our lives starting Monday, May 22, and you know we’ll be watching (we already love her so much it hurts). We hope you’ll join us for the laughs, tears, kisses, games, prizes, and deep discussion!
 
Thanks to all of you for making this season so much fun, and congratulations again to Sally S. and Hannah F. (pictured below) for dominating our Bachelor Bracket and winning a bounty of Wine Down & Bachelor goodies. This could be you at the end of next season: